The ULTIMATE Trekker Shirt (I still go by Trekkie, personally).
"The only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk,
Or do I like Picard?"
The answer to that question: Be both, because both have their uses. One is a cool-headed captain who exudes more class than a replicator produces "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot." The other has done... a LOT... to build interspecies relationships.
This Shirt is priced at 1701 cents - and if you're a trekkie you know why!